every sketch I ever wrote or co-wrote that made it on MADtv.



 

my MADtv reel.

the song that got me emmy® nominated.

my favorite sketch i ever wrote.

my most hated sketch i ever wrote.

my favorite collaboration.

my



Season 12:

May I suggest just skipping down to season 11? ;)

Hooters (#1203)

Sesame Street: To Catch a Predator (#1204)

The Making of Family Guy (#1205)

Nelly Furtado and Timbaland: Syphilis Girl (#1205)

Celebrity Director: Arnold Schwarzenegger (#1205)

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (#1206)

Studio 69 on Van Nuys Blvd. (#1206)

Celebrity Director: Snoop Dogg (#1208)

Sly Stallone: Bring it Back (#1208)

Saw 4: Jingle Hell (#1209)

Tori McLaughlin: “Merry Ex-Mas” (#1209)

Jeff Probst Sings the Songs Inspired by Survivor (#1209)

My Chemical Romance music video: Black Tirade (#1210)

Dreamgirls Parody (#1210)

Cat Stevens Greatest Hits (#1210)

Jovan Musketelle: Year in Review ’06 (#1210)

Sesame Street: Dirty Bomb (#1211)

Celebrity Bat Mitzvah (#1211)

Gwen Stefani music video: “Aren’t Asians Great?” (#1214)

Ellen Degeneres: Ugly Selma (#1214)

Cupid” - Claymation (#1214)

Oprah Winfrey Oscar Special (#1215)

Red Snow” -Claymation (#1215)

Crafty Gals: Video Store (#1217)

Open: Spring Break (#1218)

The Best Weed Ever (#1218)

Scrubs (#1221)

Tank: NASCAR (#1221)

The Best Mom Ever (#1221)

Sissy Felony Jackson performance (#1221)

Crafty Gals: Video Store 2 (#1222)



Season 11:

These Dukes We Not Worth Watching (#1101)

Tank: Arcade (#1102)

Coldplay music video (#1102)

R. Kelly: Trapped in the Cupboard #1, #2, #3 (#1103)

iPad (#1104)

The Boob Whisperer (#1106)

Tank: Juvenile Hall Break (#1106)

On the Download (#1106-1109)

Taradise (#1107)

George W. Bush with the Black Eyed Peas: My Slump (#1108)

Sesame Street: Bird Flu (#1108)

Jovan Musketelle: Big in ’05 (#1111)

Hilary Duff music video: “Sake of my Fame” (#1112)

Tank: Superbowl Tailgate (#1113)

Crazy As Hell: Oscars (#1115)

Sesame Street: New Management - Donald Trump (#1115)

Ashlee Simpson music video: “L.O.S.E.R.” (#1116)











Season 10:

The Amazing Presidential Race (#1001)

Growing Up Gotti (#1002)

TRL: Choose or Lose (#1003)

The Ashlee Simpson Show (#1003)

The Fantanas (#1004)

I Love the 00’s (#1004)

Celebrity Drinking Game (#1007)

The Fantanas: Holiday Edition (#1009)

Celebrity Drinking Game: Holiday Edition (#1009)

GAP AD: Sarah Jessica Parker and Lenny Kravitz (#1009)

Reality Check: Ashlee Simpson (#1013)

Snoop Dogg: Smokin’ Too Much (#1014)

Tank: Rice Rocketeer (#1016)

TRL: Maroon Five (#1017)

Chanel No. 5: Anna Nicole Smith (#1017)

QVC: Mexican Amigos (#1017)

Celine Dion Miracle Tour Avec Bébés (#1021)

C.O.N.S.T.A.B.L.E.S. (#1021)

Tank: Playboy Mansion (#1022)

TRL: Emcee Escher (#1022)









Season 9:

Madonna / Missy Elliot GAP Commercial (#901)

Jewel Music Video: “Prostitution” (#902)

Boy Meets Goy (#903)

Queer Eye for the Strange Guy (#904)

Vancome Lady: The Bachelorette (#906)

Literally: It’s the 200th Episode (#906)

Lords of the Bling: The Return of the Bling (#910)

Celebrity Injustice (#912)

Celebrity Survivor #1, #2 (#913)

Celine Dion: Chrysler Commercial (#914)

One For The Road (#915) Look familiar, Too Many Cooks?

Tonight Show: Kelly Ripa and Celine (#916)

Tonight Show: JayWalkingMania (#918)

A Farewell to Frasier (#918)

New Ashley Judd Thriller (#921)

Food Network: Eggcellent! (#922)











Season 8:

Celebrity American Idol (#801)

Arli$s (#801)

OZ: Martha Stewart (#802)

Catherine Zeta Jones Commericals #1,#2,#3 (#802)

The Jackie Chan Show (#803)

Prehistoric Glamazon Huntress, A.D. - part 2 (#803)

Anna Nicole Smith Show: Tony Hawk (#804)

The Wayne Brady Show: Ja Rule (#805)

7th Heaven with Jack and Kelly Osbourne (#807)

Reality Check Takes Flight (#808)

Cloret at the Juice Bar (#808)

Lords of the Bling: The Two Ta-Tas (#809)

Primetime Interview with Whitney and Bobby (#810)

Prehistoric Glamazon Huntress A.D. - part 3 (#812)

Bunifa: Trading Spaces (#813)

Reality Check On The March: Trent Lott (#814)

Joe Millionaire 2 (#815)

Reality Check Via Satellite: Michael Jackson (#818)

Grand Theft Auto Game Show (#818)

Entertainment Tonight: E.T. on MADtv (#818)

Just Made In Ten Days (#819)

The Friendly Cloret (#821)











Season 7:

Lady MADtv (#701)

Mariah Carey: Gutter (#701)

Celebrity Exhaustion Telethon (#702)

Reality Check: The Revenge (#703)

Dateline: Titus (#706)

The Price is Lorright (#707)

The Weakest Link: Retro TV (#707)

7th Heaven (#708)

Destiny’s Child: Emotions/Beyoncé (#709)

Triple H Potter (#709)

Destiny’s Child: Message to the Troops (#710)

The Olsen Twins: Miracle Worker (#711)

Snow Dogs (#712)

Reality Check Strikes Back (#712)

Happy Days En Español (#713)

Swanbucks (#713)

Terminator 2: The Musical (#714)

Open: Stone Cold and MC Hammer (#715)

Tony Little’s Ultimate Pushup Machine (#715)

The Probe (#717)

Lords of the Bling (#718)

Candy Band (#718)

MAD Saturday Morning Show (#719)

Who Knows The Band? (#719)

Jenny Jones: A.D.D. (#719)

Entertainment Tonight: Providence Set Visit (#720)

Camping Trip (#720)

Lorraine: Mardi Gras (#721)

Alex and Will: Celebrity Sighting (#721)

Prehistoric Glamazon Huntress, A.D. (#724)

Jenny Jones: First Lady Laura Bush (#724)



Season 6:

Justin’s Crib (#601)

Madonna: My Movies (#602)

Spanish Soap Opera: Un Hombre, Dos Mujeres (#602)

Literally 3 (#603)

Penny Marshall Project (#604)

Bills New Job (#605)

Nelson’s People (#606)

Win Your Land Back (#607)

Birth Control Pilgrim (#607)

Hillary Clinton: “Lucky” music video (#607)

Lida and Melina: Firefighters (#608)

Arnold Clone Movie (#609)

Tito, Etc. (#609)

Francesco’s Date Dot Com (#611)

Dude, Where’s Air Force One? (#613)

Super Bore No More (#613)

What Men Want (#613)

Handicapped (#615)

N*Sync Movie (#616)

Celebrity Who Wants to be a Millionaire? (#617)

E.R., et al. (#618)

Buenos Dias, San Diego 2: O-Town (#618)

Men are from Mars, Cybil Shepard is Insane (#619)

Pop Stars (#620)

Hot Tub Lorraine (#620)

Elton John Duets (#621)

Vancome’s Last Stand (#625)

Arnold Recording Session (#625)

MTV: Icon - Whitney Houston (#625)

Lorraine: Dancing Lesson / “Lorrhumba” (#626)

The More You Know: Lance Bass (#628)

Rosie O’Donnell Show: The Lion King (#628)

Kid Gap Troll (#629)

Literally, We Love A Parade (#629)











Season 5:

The Pepsi Sense (#502)- my first MADtv sketch to make air

Meet HoppyPotty (#504)

HoppyPotty SchpookyPotty (#506)

Richard Simmons’ DreamMaker (#506)

Tinsel Talk with Melanie and Antonio (#510)

Buenos Dias, San Diego (#510)

Rooftop Memories (#511)

98 Degrees and the Three Tenors (#512)

Mistake of Your Life (#513)

Who Wants to be President? (#516)

Mannequin Manslaughter (#516)

Touched By An Atheist (#518)

Spishak Home Theater (#519)

Celine Dion Farewell (#520)

Mahir, I Kiss You (#520)

Phoney Phuneral (#520)

We’re Sending Up The List (#521)

Fanatic: Shania Twain (#521)

Bunifa: Judge Joe Brown (#521)

Soprano Family Feud (#522)

Susan Sarandon Open (#523)

Literally, We’re Doing It Again (#524)




(imagine the gems that didn’t make it!...)